Jabba The Hut Look-Alike Found

December 22, 2015

At Tatooine Manufacturing Facility in Texas City, Texas, a person distinctly resembling Jabba the Hut from Star Wars was discovered.  Is this Jabba in cognito or is this just a bizarre coincidence?  WCTO investigates.

Just a few days ago on December 18, 2015, Star Wars The Force Awakens opened in Theaters everywhere.  Jabba the Hut was not spotted in the newest Star Wars but he was last seen in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.

Jabba GIF

Is this some sort of a conspiracy?  Stay awake while WCTO looks further into the situation.

“We work with this Jabba like Creature every day and she acts like Jabba the Hut too.” Expresses Boba Fettoni of Tatooine Manufacturing Facility.

WCTO tried on multiple occasions to interview the Jabba-like person but she keeps repeatedly saying in all Caps  “You weak minded fool! He’s using an old Jedi mind trick.”

Co-workers remain perplexed but yet offended by what she is really trying to say.  Everyone somehow manages to exercise self-control during this intense situation and Tatooine Personnel remain calm.

As this story unfolds, WCTO will continue to bring life shattering News to your computer monitor so you can read it.

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